Can you tell me how to make an egg roll? Please give a humorous answer.

Are you serious?

You must be kidding me?

No sir I know how to order it, but that wouldn't help.

Allow it to "R O L E" :) :)

I D.NT KNOW REALLY HOW TO MAKE EGG ROLL,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,   BUT ONE THING AM SURE ABOUT THAT YOU NEED AN EGG TO PLAY THE GAME.................. GOOD LUCK KRISHNA

SIR, THIS DEPENDS ON WHAT TYPE OF EGG YOU WANT TO ROLL.FOR INSTANCE IF YOU WANT TO ROLL AN HEN's EGG,THEN JUST PUSH IT WITH..IF YOU WANT TO MOVE DINASOUR's EGG (I KNOW THEY ARE EXTINCTED .CONSIDER IT AS A JOKE)THEN ITS TIME FOR YOU TO CALL A BULLDOZER..

You push it!